- be thin
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- shave
- have a vagina
- diet
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
wtf what kind of vag-less women are you walking among.
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that episode of spongebob where squidward likes krabby patties makes me hungrier than i’ve ever been.
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sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
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when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them
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why commit murder when you can have one of these
come on guys
I’d kill for one of those.
I think you’re missing the point
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